Who’s worthy?
Not you, not your ex, maybe not even your dog—clearly the universe is still working on that answer. But hey, slap this bright‑ass violet mess on your back and at least your shirt’s got confidence (unlike your life choices).
Front reads “To Whom Are You Worthy?”—because we love existential crises mixed with poor fashion sense.
Flip it around and you’ve got “DESU TAEM” plastered across your lumpy shoulder blades, guaranteeing strangers will think: “Is that a band? Are they cool? Are they…fertile?” Probably not—but at least it’s loud.
Made of mid‑weight cotton that’s soft enough to trap your body odor just right—grunge‑approved. Dyes may bleed, but so does your brain after listening to our last album.
Rock it at 3 AM shows, yard‑sale record digs, or when you just wanna spite your laundry machine. You’re welcome.
