Congratulations. You’ve found the only beanie that actively judges you while you wear it.
This is the Desu Taem Brainrot Cap — a black knit beanie with a smooth violet logo stitched in like a bruise you earned. Soft enough to trick your scalp into thinking it’s loved, but tough enough to survive tour vans, bar fights, or crying in the walk-in freezer at work.
And let’s be real: after slam dancing like a possessed marionette at 2 a.m., you’re gonna need something to physically keep your brain from leaking out your ears. That’s where this thing comes in. Functional fashion, baby.
Product Features (ugh, fine):
- Black acrylic knit — stretchy, warm, emotionally stable
- Violet embroidery — pops like a black eye under neon light
- One size fits all skulls (even the weirdly shaped ones)
- Unisex, unbothered, and medically questionable
