Start ’em young. Break the mold early.
The Desu Taem Baby Bodysuit is for the tiniest agents of chaos—available in black or white, stamped in violet with the words:
“…Living chaos, my invention.”
Because nap schedules are a myth and teething is just rage in disguise. This isn’t your average babywear—it’s future-frontperson gear for newborns already rolling their eyes at mainstream lullabies.
Made from 100% organic cotton, PETA vegan approved, and environmentally sourced, so you can rage against the machine and the landfill.
Soft. Durable. Easy on, easy off. Harder to ignore than your kid’s bass solo at 3 a.m.
